This year, your second grade teacher, Mrs. Blech, is going to tell you "My name is Gay Blech but I don't want you to think of me as a gay person." Also, the teacher next door spanks people on their birthdays. Gay? Birthday Spankings? Much more on this in your early twenties.
Forgiving the Body Which Grows My Wings (Part I)
June 6, 2016
The First Day of the Rest of My Life (attempt #4?)